Tom Brokaw: "Okay, who are we up to?"



Voice of Producer: "Uh.. we're still on Presidents. Gerald Ford."



Tom Brokaw: "Gerald Ford? Well, he's in good shape.."



Voice of Producer: "Just covering our bases, Tom. You never know.."



Tom Brokaw: "Alright, alright.." [ graphic of Gerald Ford, "1913-1996" appears over Tom's left shoulder ] 'Gerald Ford dead today at the age of 83.'

[Audio Clip] : Tom Brokaw (reading the teleprompter) : ' Gerald Ford isn't going to be eaten by wolves.'

[Audio Clip] : Tom Brokaw (reading the teleprompter): 'Former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.'

[Audio Clip] : Tom Brokaw (reading the teleprompter): ' Gerald Ford is dead today and I am gay.'

    		  Tom Brokaw: -Now, wait a minute!"         

[Audio Clip] : Tom Brokaw (reading the teleprompter): '... chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane.'